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Ask me anything   All of the above

pr1nceshawn:

How To Deal With Awkward Situations…

(Source: alligator-sunglasses.com, via imthegoddamnjoker)

— 23 hours ago with 10358 notes
timothydelaghetto:

porn4ladies:

this is the kind of selfie i can believe in

lol

timothydelaghetto:

porn4ladies:

this is the kind of selfie i can believe in

lol

(Source: sextalesofadiva)

— 1 day ago with 25042 notes
Back on that #pho grind

Back on that #pho grind

— 1 day ago
#pho 
i-da-naa:

thisisb:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

… DAM

tssss oooh

i-da-naa:

thisisb:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

… DAM

tssss oooh

(via ritapitamargarita)

— 2 days ago with 98885 notes
theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(Source: french-tea, via imthegoddamnjoker)

— 3 days ago with 332614 notes
you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

you-are-my-nakama:

Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?

(Source: jaidefinichon, via thatpunnyguy)

— 3 days ago with 53619 notes

thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

(via queenporo)

— 3 days ago with 51197 notes


i don’t need your fucking sass today 

image

i don’t need your fucking sass today 

(Source: cuteatonia, via imthegoddamnjoker)

— 3 days ago with 370515 notes

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

what are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.

stop unfollowing me

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— 3 days ago with 220551 notes